A Purrfect companion?

*If you want someone who will eat whatever you put in front of him and never
say its not quite as good as his mother's*
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...then adopt a dog*

*if you want someone always willing to go out, at any hour,
for as long and wherever you want ...*
*
...then adopt a dog.*
*
If you want someone who will never touch the remote, doesn't care about
football, and can sit next to you as you watch romantic movies*
*
...then adopt a dog.*
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If you want someone who is content to get on your bed just to
warm your feet and whom you can push off if he snores*
*
...then adopt a dog !*
*
If you want someone who never criticizes what you do, doesn't care if you
are pretty or ugly, fat or thin, young or old, who acts as if every word you
say is especially worthy of listening to, and loves you unconditionally,
perpetually .*
*
...then adopt a dog.*
*
BUT, on the other hand, if you want someone who will never come when you
call, ignores you totally when you come home, leaves hair all over the
place, walks all over you, runs around all night and only comes home to eat
and sleep, and acts as if your entire existence is solely to ensure his
happiness ,**
..
..
..
...
..
..
..
..
..
...then adopt a cat!*
*
 Now be honest, you thought I was gonna say... marry a man, didn't you?

Editor's note: My cats aren't like the above paragraph. 

Daxter meets me at the door, rarely comes into the bedroom, and will not cuddle with me at all. EVER.

From Drop Box

From Drop Box

 Above is Squeek.. the one who got left behind, I was threatened told that if I left Daxter he wouldn't be around when I came back to the homestead.. (the power of suggestions from a mother, motivates much)